Had you going there with that name for a second, didn't I?
The only greasy monkeys that I know of come from the jungle in Africa. Unfortunately, they've decided to populate my lovely country. I have dreams of shipping them all back on a boat, just like how their ancestors came here.
It's pretty bad when your own kind says, "Stop being a piece of shit!"
You know, more or less. If you jungle monkeys can read, and not just look at the pictures and be offended, take a look at those articles.