My version of your idiocy is so much more charming. And it's not subtle at all, nor does it try to imply that I'm better than you. Why imply it when I know it?
Note: Google "punctuation". A period here, a comma there, whatever you can muster, bape. I don't claim to be the king, but if you're going to attempt to insult another group of people, try and be at least somewhat grammatically correct. Condoms. Tell a friend!