ALRIGHT! This is a raid!
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! YOU, SUPERBABY! IN THE TOP LEFT, DON'T MOVE!
CROOK NECK, BOTTOM LEFT, STAY STILL!
AND YOU! PORKY! BEST PUT THE HEINEKEN DOWN! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M THE FBI! FREELANCE BABY INVESTIGATORS.
You're kidding, right? It's obvious that this was in jest. Any degenerate shit hook that would intoxicate their own baby needs to be shot, anyway. Let the other rednecks handle this one.