Go fuck your sister's motherfuckers.

HOW COME ON ST PATRICKS DAY.... EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE IRISH?.... ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY NOBODY WANTS TO BE A NIGGER???

Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate em too!!

a pizza doesn"t scream when you put it in an oven

what is the difference between a pizza and a jew?

OBAMA.... NOW THATS A BIG FUCKING JOKE!!!

WHY DO NIGGERS HAVE BIG NOSES? CAUSE GOD PUT THEIR NOSES ON HOOKS WHEN HE SPRAY PAINTED THEM BLACK!!!

HOW DO YOU BLINDFOLD A CHINK? SHOELACES

WHY DONT NIGGERS EAT PUSSY? CAUSE THE CANT SPIT SEEDS!!! HA HA FUCK NIGGERS AND WETBACKS!!!!!!

WHY DO MEXICANS WEAR THEIR HATS FOLDED UP? SO WHEN THEY HAVE TO PISS THE PUT THEIR TACOS THEIR!!

WHY ARE NIGGERS SO HORNY? CAUSE THEIR PUBIC HAIRS ARE ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD!!!!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN BAPTISMAL? A BEAN DIP!!!

WHY DO MEXICANS HAVE LOWRIDERS? EASIER TO PICK LETTUCE!!

WHY ARE JEWS NOSES SO BIG? CAUSE THE AIR IS FREE!!! DAMN IM FUNNY

THE TEACHER TOLD THE 15 YEAR OLD MEXICAN GIRL GO HOME AND DO AN SA SO SHE GOT PREGNANT

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OLD MEXICAN LADY? BEAN BAG

WHAT'S THE 3 THINGS YOU CANT GIVE A NIGGER? A BLACK EYE... A FAT LIPP... A JOB!!!!

what is the last thing you hear before a redneck gets hurt? WATCH THIS !!!

How many niggers does it take to tar a roof? About six if you slice them thin enough. What do you call two niggers in a Cadillac? Grand theft auto. What do you call a nigger on a pair of water ski's? Top water jig.

so yall herd about barack obama"s dog .they had to get rid of if cuz they found out that it was a coon dog an it was chasing the kids up a tree.

This is regarding the comment below this one.
Hey vveirdo.. what-the-f*ck-ever.. you need to go to a different website if this stuff "offends" you. You precious little brain just can't handle some funny nigger jokes, HA HA!!!!!!!
Your truly, 'One Proud Redneck' ---hell yeah!!

Hey nigger lover if you dont like nigger jokes what the hell are you doing here? Go to some B.E.T. site and tell all the niggers how much you love them or better yet just go kill yourself you stupid nigger loving cunt.

A father and daughter in West Virginia were discussing school when the daughter said "Daddy, I really need a dress for prom but I don't have enough money. Can I borrow $100 so I can buy a dress?" the father looked at her and replied "Well I don't want to spoil you and I want you to earn that $100 so why don't you suck my dick?" The daughter reluctantly gets on her knees and the father pulls his pants down. She grabs it and as she was getting closer to is she smelled something weird. She said "Daddy why does your dick smell like ass?" to which he replied "Your brother wanted to borrow the car." lol

A. Why do “the brothers” costume the car rims?
B. So they don’t get flooded when they are sleeping.

whats black, red, green, purple, blue and lives under my porch?


I can paint my nigger any color I want

you know i do!

thanks ,so do you,want to hook up?

chip you sound sexy

what do you call a stinking, nasty, wet dog....ALL OF YOU!!!

what do you call a little penis?....cracker white men

Whats the difference between Saint Patricks day and Martin Luther King Day?.............................
On Saint Patricks Day every one wants to be Irish

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking

what do you call a white guy drowning in the ocean?
a good start? no...

a saltine cracka

Q. Why do nigger's hate white people

A.because white people does kkk.!!!

Q. What do u call a dead nigger in the middle of the road?

A.speed bump

Q. How do u starve a nigger to death.

A.hide his food stamp's under his work boot

Q. WHAT DO U CALL A BLACK PREACHER

A. HOLY SHIT

NIGGER NIGGER ON THE WALL WHO'S THE BLACEST OF THEM ALL.

ALL OF THEM DUM ASS NIGGER R BLACK AND STINKS

NIGER NIGER STUCK HIS HEAD IN A JELY JAR JELY JAR BROKE CUT HIS THROUGH AND THAT'S THE END OF MY GOD DAM NIGGER JOKE

HAHA

Why do Black People only have nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream was killed.

What's yellow on the outside, black on the inside and when it screams, you laugh your ass off?\

A school bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

wow. I'm hite and even I am offended by how ignorantly the word "nigger" is being used. Get a life all of you!

Q:How do gay people to drive by shootings?

A:They throw skittles out the window saying "taste the rainbow, bitches"!

Q: what do you call a nigger with braces?

A: a black "n" decker pecker wrecker

whats the differince between a dead nigger and a dead deer in the middle of the road? there is skid marks in front of the deer.

Q:what do you call a vegetarian with the Runs

A: a salad shooter

Why do the put cotton in Asprin bottles?

To remind Niggers they were pickin cotton before they were sellin drugs!!!

why do niggers lean when they are driving?......they dont realize the air vents move

munchkin.....no need to name call your "own" people sold you ancestors off for monkeys that they were lol!!

what do you call a loud mouth nigger??? yelling cause ain't no whitey listening

why are black people so tall? because there knee-grows

Why to niggers stink? so blind people can hate them too

whats the difference between a nigger and a piece of shit? a piece of shit eventually turns white and stops stinking

How did BLAKFIRE, SATANSFIRST, and Obama's mother's know they were pregnant?...
when they pulled the tampon out all the cotton was picked off...fucking niggers

How do you say Obama in Chinese?
Coon-die-soon

what day of the week do homo's ass hurt the most? sungay

why did the polock take his gum out of his girlfriends toilet? because he wanted to chew the shit out of it.

WINTER MUST BE COMIN,I SAW BLKFIRE SWIPING A SPACE HEATER FROM THE" DOLLA STO"

What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 3.." A retard..What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 4... "Mentally Retarded"....What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 5... "Trail Park Manager"....What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 6..." President Bush"... ahhh Yah Killing Me!!!!

Why do redneck niggers buy huge trucks...to compensate for their small dicks....didn't see that coming ... and not to mention your small dick again!

What do you call a redneck nigger when he comes home from work and finds his wife "royally fucked" by a black man...."DIVORCED" AAAAAHA HA HA

You pepole are very mean, So some of us are black and some of us are white...is that really of any importance? Small minds is what all of you are, i hope you come to reality real soon!

As you know, Brett Favre is now retired. He's now going to buy a bakery in the suburbs where he will specialize in turnovers. lol

Too bad SATANSFIRST never finished HS. Too busy Gang Bang'n , smoking weed and slamm'n 40s. Fucking Mondays.

black guys love banging white girls.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: I might not be able to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Due to America now becoming more politically correct, niggers will now be referred to as a "Monday".

Cuz nobody likes a Monday.

How did Obama reply when asked if he could fix the countries problems?

I can't fix them, but I can nigger rig them.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FUCKING JOKE TRIES TO BE FUNNY?.....READ BELOW.....

WHAT WOULD WHITE S HATE IF THERE WERE NO NO NIGGERS TO HATE ?
RED NECKS I HATE THOSE FUCKING MULLETS SHIT SMELLING NO SHOWER TAKING AT LEAST TAKE A SHOWER WEARING BUDWISER DRINKING IF YOU NEED SOAP I WILL PROVIDE LOOK ME UP.

IF IT WASNT FOR NIGGERS IN WHICH HISTORY SHOWS WAS THE FIRST RACE WHO WOULD BATHE EVERYDAY... AND THE WHITE MONKEY COPIED LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYTHING

I HATE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS THOSE VANILLA FACE FUCKERS

ALL THEIR WOMEN ARE SLUTS I CAN BANG ANY WHITE GIRL AND LATER FIND OUT SHE HAS A WHITE BOYFRIEND AND THEY ALWAY COMPLAIN HOW SHE NEEDS TO BUY A MAP FOR THE POOR BASTARD

WHO STARTED SCAT?
WHITE PEOPLE
SCAT DEFINITION -- ASS TO MOUTH SHIT EATING

DONKEY FUCKING NOT EVEN THE SUN LIGHT DISAPPROVES YOU PALE SKIN PEELS DISGUISTING AHH, AND WHEN YOU GET OLD SHIT DO YOU GET OLD I FEEL LIKE GETTING MY IRON OUT LOL

What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.

How do you blind a Chinese person?
Put a windshield in front of them.

Did you hear Matel made a new black Barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People

What do you call a red-headed bleeker in Ancient Egypt? A torch(see plutarch's "moralia" for all pallidum)

Why did Europe kick out all it's bleekers?
So that Niggers could come and make it a better place.

What is one thing a whitetrash bleeker could win?
an albino tanning contest

What do you call a whitetrash bleeker's cash crop?
Meth

Who carved the original Thanksgiving turkey, that which set the bond between indigenous and pilgrim and laid the foundations of the great colossal America?

It sure wasn't whiteTRASH; they were to busy pic'n bacca, living in mountains figh'in injuns. drink'in good 'ole whiskey, get'in cheated out of due acreage, plottin on loot'in civilized christians, kill'in each other over klan disputes, eating fecal matter like their eurotrashcestors, michael jacksoning their daughters, and occasionally having a little reacreational time to themselves.

Why did bluebloods attach the beautiful color white to the lowly epithet of trash?

Because they knew they had to give them something to aim for

How does one indoctrinate onesself into whitetrashia?

Get kicked out of europe

wat do u call a nigga on a airplane?

black fuckin piece of shit!!

what's the difference between all white people and all the average toilettes?
nothing they're both white have a big fucking mouth and their breath smells like shit!!

Q: What do you get when a fat woman with a yeast infection roles around on the beach?

A:Cheese and grits

whats the difference between a nigger and a bycycle ?
bicycles dont sing when you chain em together

It's hard to work for the government,
When the KKK pay is bigger.
Let's pull the sheets off of the bed,
And go hang us a nigger!!

Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.

Why do Mexicans have tamales on Christmas Eve?
SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO UNWRAP IN THE MORNING!

Q.What do you call a fat woman with a yeast infection ??
A. Whopper with cheese

Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!

Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!

Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!

Q} What happens when Mexican families start moving into your neighborhood?

A} Your cat goes missing and every house looks like a used car lot.

Q} What do you call a Mexican or Black at a car dealership?

A} Lot attendant

FUCKIN STUPID DIRTY NIGGER SAID TO SAY THIS SHIT TO THEIR FACES....SHIT, HOW DO YOU THINK I EARNED MY BOLTS & SWAZIS??? GOOD NIGGERS ARE DEAD NIGGERS AND DEAD NIGGERS ARE GOOD NIGGERS!!!!! FUCK ALL THESE DIRTY NIGGERS!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR ME, FILTHY NIGGERS. SAN DIEGO STYLE - 4 NIGGERS DOWN, AND MORE TO GO

Whats the diffrence between a Large Pizza and a Nigger. A Large Pizza can feed a family of four

whats the favorite cheer at the all black high school?

ice cream, watermelon, cadillac car, we as smart as we think we is.

MUNCKIN SOUNDS SMART,THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAD SEX WITH HIS TEACHER,.......NOT BAD EXCEPT HE WAS HOME SCHOOLED.

I saw the first sign of spring today, two niggers walking into a pawn shop with their space heater

Two guys walked into a bar sat down at the counter guy number 1 asked for a beer number 2 asked for water later that night a woman came up to number 2 and said is that a gun in ur pocket or are you glad to see me number 1 just laughed soon after a man came up to number 2 and said you messing with my girl he said no and blamed it on number 1 number 1 beat up the guy and went ome with the girl. Who was the black and who was the white it squite obvious?

White White pale as paper your girl was horny but you wait till later went to suck your gay friends dick hahaa white motha fucka now your sick

White White cant even fight, punch your eye and make you cry took your girl and made you hurl cause i fucked her right in her rumped pulled my 9 and then you run stupid motha fuckas dont know its a gun shot you twice in ur head hahahaha motha fucka ur dead

What do you call someone who is a wimp nerdy and acts gay? White motha fucking cracka!!

What do you call a person who runs from a fight? White!!!

What do you call people who you are scared of and you know they get more pussy than you and can kick your motha fucking asses? Nigger

Why did Micheal Jackson bleach his skin? Cause he was gay ass faggit who raped little kids and wanted to fit in with the rest of his kind.

Why is brittney Spears so fucked up? Because shes not getting that nice big black cock.

Why do white trash get disgusted when they see black men with white girls? Becaue they no that black people gots big motha fucking cocks that hey wish they had.

What do you call someone who calls a black person "dumb nigger"? JEALOUS

SO FUCK ALL YALL WHITE MOTHA FUCKAS JUST SO YOU KNOW OWNERS FUCKED SLAVES YOU MAY BE BLACK DECENT STUPID ASS MOTHA FUCKAS!! DIE AND GO TO YOUR MOTHA FUCKING GOD(SATAN)

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WHY DO CROWS HAVE WINGS??
So they can beat the niggers to the dump...

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Nigger, Nigger black as tar, Stuck his head in a jelly jar, jelly jar broke cut his throte and thats the end of my Nigger joke......

two guys walk into a bar the last one ducks

how many niggers dose it take to chang a lightbulb??????

dose it matter the power is off anyway

y do u go to a niggers yard sale?????

to get your stuff back

a nigger walked into a bar with a parrot on his sholder and the bartender asked where u get that.the parrot said i got it in africa theres millions of them sitting around

how do u get a nigger out a tree

cut the rope

what do u get when a skunk and a monkey have sex

a nigger

Two queers were walking in the woods when one of them found a brass lamp. When one of them picked up the lamp, a gennie appeared to grant him one wish. With a bang and puff of smoke they found themselves in the back of a old Ford pickup truck, under a tall tree, with ropes around their necks. One queer ask the one that picked up the lamp what he wished for? He replied the wish was for both of them to be hung like niggers

Did you know tha O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson had the same nickname in school?

They were both called NIGGER!

what do you get by crossing pasta with a show dog?
a spaghetti dodles

Q. How do u get a one armed nigger out of a tree

A. wave to em

Q. what do u call three niggers in the bottom of the ocean.

A. a good start

Q. how do u know when a nigger is stealin your shit in the middle of the night

A. when u see you tv floatin torse the window

the next on is kinda long but trust me its GOOD


three niggers was in the middle of the cotten feild pickin cotten for their master which was sittin under a shady tree, one nigger asked the others why we have to pick cotten for the white man the other nigger said go ask...so he did....he goes an asked master why do we have to pick cotten for you an he replied well son its all about smarts....the nigger said smarts whatssmarts and the master placed his hand on a tree an told the nigger to hit it as hard as he could....ok.....an so he does but before u hit it the master moved an the niggedr hit the tree...why did u move...well i had enough smarts to move my hand now do u understand....nigger said yes....so he went back to the other niggers an said its all about smarts....other niggers said smarts whats smarts....an he placed his hand over his face an said well i want u to hit my hand as hard as u can

What is a Nigger?
A nigger is a black person that sells there own people as slaves and blames it on the white people! We Bought the niggers cause the market was good and we didnt have to use our families to pick our cotton! why let us get burnt when the niggers are as crispy as KFC! All niggers call the NAACP when they get called names or cant handle the truth, just to get an easy way out of life! just like the niggers in new orleans! i would of let them drown, so would our president! lmao We should abort all niggers out of our country back to africa, but wait, we wouldnt have no interesting stories like who dragged a nigger or who hung a nigger!!!! lmao

What do you call a black guy sitting in a tree next to a monkey?

Assistant branch manager.

Q-what do you call a whit person saying nigger jokes???

A- whit trailer trash hatin mutha fuckers. you all whit bitches must not be happy with wat you are that you wish to be wat you talk shit about. white bitches!!!!!

Q: Why do rednecks suck
A: Because they are racist

Q:Why don't sharks eat niggers?
A:Because they think its whale shit

Q:What can dog shit do that a nigger can't?
A:Dog shit turns white and quits stinkin

i heard peterbuilt,kenworth, and freightliner are makein a new truck.................................... its going to be called a PETER-WORTH-SHAKIN.

what do you call a lot lizard with a mattress straped to here back........................ an owner operator.

What do you call a bunch of white guys who make nigger jokes?

............mad ass MUTHERFUCKERS because their women left them for a nigger.............

......don't hate...........congratulate........BITCHES

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK DOCTOR? NIGGER

wat do u call dumb ass paople who talks shit about african american people but don't realize that most of the shit u use in your normal activities every day are because of african american ? Dumb ass white peoplle who fuck there own sisters and cousins and kill there fuckin parents "DUMB WHITE TRAILER PARK TRASH"

remember the black family on the jetsons?

future's looking pretty good, ain't it?

what wounld call the flintstones if they were black.NIGGERS

BELOW IS A REAL DUMFOUNDED PERSON, WHO THE HELL GOES TO A SITE LIKE WHITE TRASH AND GETS ALL PISSY ABOUT THE JOKES THAT ARE POSTED ?HOW STUPID ARE YOU? DAM!IM SURE THERE ARE MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT SITES FOR YOU ""TRUTH"". YOU SIMPLE PERSON YOU! GET A LIFE!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAGGOT ASS IGNORANT BACK IN THE DAY OLD RACIST MIND HAVIN TELLIN STUPID NIGGER JOKES BECAUSE THEY HATE THEIR OWN SKIN SO THEY GOTTA DEGRADE OTHERS WHITE PERSON?

MUTHA FUCKIN WHITE TRASH!

Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

A: The bag

Q: How do you get a nigger to stop jumpin on your bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling

Q: How do you get them down?
A: Tell the spic family across the street that you're having a pinata party!

What do they use dead nigger's lips for? Breifcase handles.

Why do nigger's stink? So blind people can hate them too.

A trucker is driving down the road, when he sees a nigger hitch hiking. he pulld over, the niggers asks if he can get a ride. he trucker says sure ump in the back of the trailer. So the trucker continues down the road, and 5 miles later, he sees another nigger hitch hiking, so he pulls over, the niggers asks for a ride, and the trucker says sure, jump in the trailer with the other guy. So the trucker drives for about an hour, and sees a nigger hitch hiking, pushing a bike with two flat tires, so he pulls overs, the nigger asks for a ride, the trucker says sure, get in the trailer with the other two guys. The trucker drives on, and comes upon a police check point, so he pulls over, and the cop asks him what hes hauling. The trucker tells him bowling balls. The cop asks if he can inspect the load, and the trucker says go ahead. Well the cop opens the trailer doors, gets all excited, and calls for back up. When his back up arrives, they ask the other cops whats wrong. He points inside the trailer, and says "this guys hauling nigger eggs, three of them hatched, and one already stole a ten speed"!

what do you call all these white plp tht left these joke..i know .. dumb ass cracker ..now come say tht in our face bitches... or do what yall do best and run!

I just went to my first Muslim birthday party. Musical Chairs was a bit slow but Pass the Parcel was f**king fast!

How do know if your white trash? You wife/girlfriend(s) is named Krystal, or you've submitted a 30 year old nigger joke thats only funny to 6 year olds and retards.Thanks for making me proud of my race.

Sincerely, Black Guy.

What do you call a 1/2 pint of Wellers and a pack of vaginal wipes? A whitetrash survival kit!

Q: What do you call two gay guys, each named "Bob?"
A: Oral Roberts
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Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A: Beef Strokenoff
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Q: What's 50 feet long and has only three teeth?
A: The front row at a country music concert.
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Q: What's long and hard on a black man?
A: Third grade.
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Q: What did they call the first black test-tube baby?
A: Janitor in a drum.
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Q: What's white and falls from the sky?
A: The coming of Christ.
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Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they won't leave snail tracks on the floor.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like K-Mart?
A: Little boys' briefs, half off.
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Q: How do you get two gay guys off a couch?
A: Jerk one off and the other will come, too.
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Q: HOW DO YOU TELL THAT YOUR @ A GAY BAR


A: ALL THE BAR STOOLS ARE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.

the last time you got some ass was when your fengers slip therw the tolet paper

A man asks a woman if she would like to have magic sex.

The woman said "sure, but how do you do that?"

The man said "Oh that's easy, I fuck you and then you disappear!"

Two hobos were sitting at the railyard talking about their day. The first hobo asked the second how is day was, he said great. I found me some cans, and sold them and got this meal and a bottle of wine. The first one said wow thats pretty good. The second hobo, asked the first how his day was and he said: You would not believe this, I found a naked woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex for six hours. The first hobo said wow thats pretty good, did you get a blow job? The second hobo said, no I couldnt find her head.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? Large pizza feeds a family of four!

What do you call a white man surrounded by 20 black people? Coach!

What do u call a white man surrounded by 2,000 black people? Warden!

WHATS A NIGGER AND A APPLE HAVE IN COMMON ?


THEY BOTH LOOK GOOD HANGING IN TREES!

Whats the differance between a woman and a referigerator? A referigerator does not fart whhen you pull the meat out!

this guy is traveling down a back street when he spots a thumbwrench lying in the road.he gets out ,picks it up ,looks around and the only house in sight has a fence around the yard with lots of little black kids playing.the man approaches the house as this big black woman comes to the door.excuse me maam, he asks is this your monkey wrench ? she hollers back ,this aint no monkey ranch this a daycare center!

Q:What's the difference between a Nazi and a Zionist Jew?

A: There isn't one!

WHAT DO YOU A BLACK WOMAN HAVING AN ABORTION?
A CRIME STOPPER

what do u get when poop is on the ground

a shit full of shit

what do you call a moron that can't spell welfare but wastes time jerking off fantasizing about the woman he just described in the joke below?

THE KING

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIRTY WHITE TRASH WHORE THATS ON WELL FAIR AND DRIVES A MUSTANG AND IS FAT AND SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT BRAD EAKINS MOM THAT LIVES IN VACAVILLE CA ON ALAMO ACROSS THE STREET FROM 7 11 GO SEE THE FREAK FOR YOUR SELF

what do you call black children.....niggletts

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. "They're deer tracks!" said one. The other said, "No, they're bear tracks!" And they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Q:how do u stop black kids from jumping the bed


A:you put velcro on the roof

q :whats wrong with 4 black people going off the cliff in a cadilac


A: a cadilac seats 5

Q: what's the definition of a complete waste?


A: A bus load of niggars & spics going over a cliff with an empty seat.

Q: what's the definition of a complete waste?


A: A bus load of niggars & spics going over a cliff with an empty seat.

PLEASE STOP WITH THE RACIAL JOKES I have a black person in my family tree . Look out back bastard is still hanging there!

Did you see who wants to be a millionaire last night. The black guy who made it all the way to the million dollar question with all life lines and lost it all on last question. question was WHOS YOUR DADDY!

What do Micheal Jackson and Oysters have in common ? They both Cum on lil crackers

Q: How d'ya babysit a neegar?
A: Shootem'

Why dont black people have dreams? BECAUSE THE LAST BLACK MAN TO HAVE A DREAM DIED.

What do black kids get for christmas


your bike

What do you call a nigger on a bike

a theif

If you want to hide a black guys food stamps so he will never find them, where do you hide them? In his work boots :) ha ha ha ha

Why don't Niggers Use Asprine?

Cuz they don't want to pick the Cotton.

Why are asprin white? because they work

Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CANOE AND A JEW
A:EVENTUALLY THE CANOE WILL TIP

Whats the differance in a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road

The dog has skid marks leading up to it.

wat do u call 500,000 niggers in the ocean..........


Oil spill

ther a whit man a mexcion and a black threre driving there car then they stop for food they go in the woods and see berreys but it in a farm they start eating it then tha farmers comes outside and says if u dont get out of my farm im gooing to stick berrirys up ur ass and shot u at the end .first the mexican gets 90 beries up his assand while the farmer taling out the shotgun the white guy destacks him and he got 55 beries up his ass .the mexican is laghing his ass of then they say were the black guy.HES LOOKIN AT PORNO SITIN ON A STUMP PICKIN WATER MELONS AT THE SAME TIME.

What do you do if you see a nigger laying in a field?

........Stop laughing and Re-Load

whats 5 miles long and has a combined IQ of 53?

.......The MArtin Luther King Day Parade

why do white ppl get tans ???
they want to be black

you know your white trash when you serve zebra cakes at a birthday party.

Why are blacks and foreigners alike careless
with other peoples property?. The answer is the rats
steal there things- its radical truth bro.yeah white boy gotta fuck with the police what?

what do you get crossing a nigger with yellow and
exspecialy bright white lines.a nigger whos running from skunks not mrt

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

what do u call a teacher that farts? a Tutor

What do you call 5 chinese, 1 japanese and 5 blacks in a line?

A sprinkler!
Chink,chink,chink,chink,chink. Nip, nigganigganigganigganigga

A little white kid and a little black kid were playing together. The black kid said "My daddy's got a car dat goes Hooonky..Hooonky." "Aw. shit, dat aint nuthin" the white kid says. "My daddys got chainsaw that goes Run nigganigganigga!"

What do a divorce and a tornado in Alabama have in common?

Either way, someone loses a trailer.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?...........................Fathers Day

After a priest and a nun get done screwing the nun starting jumping up and down on the bed. "what are you doing ? If anyone sees you I'm through" said the priest. The nun replied " If i don't get this out I'm through."

what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes

nuthin u done told her twice

How do you know if your at a gay party?!


*If the hot dogs taste like shit* ;-)

There was a blonde walking down the street with a big bag and some guy in a truck pulled along side her and said whats in the bag and she said chickens
and the guy said if i can guess how many chickens there are can i have one and the blonde thought that was fair but she said wait hold on if u can guess how many r in there ill give u both

THERE WERE 2 QUEERS FUCKIN A DEAD ALIGATOR ON A BUS FULL OF MIDGET NIGGERS ...................I FORGET THE REST .....BUT SHIT IF THAT AINT FUNNY.........YOU AINT WHITE TRASH

whats white and bounces around in babys cribs

Michael Jackson

how do u know wen its time 2 go 2 bed at never never land

when the big hand touches the little hand

why dont woman wear watches?

cause there is a clock on the stove

q. What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in commen?

a. they both have little boys pants half off

haley and kelsi were in class .jonathan was on top of them. one is blonde and brown headed which one did he bang!!!

duh bof of them at the same damn time biotch!!!!

A black couple have been trying for years to have a baby, finally the woman told the man to go get tested at the doctor to see if he was able to produce children.
The man came home one afternoon with a new suit on, the woman looked confused, and asked, "Baby, I thought you went to the doctor's today?"
"I did" he replied.
"So why the new suit?" she asked.
"well, the doctors sayz i be impotent, so if i'm impotent, iz want ta looks impotent!"

What kind of man likes a woman with big tits and a tight twat?

A guy with a big mouth and a small dick!

how do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like an alter boy.

Q. Why did god decide to give women yeast infections?

A. So that they would know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt.

Why do police dogs continually lick their ass?
To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouth !

knock knock
whos there
little boy blew
little boy blew who
micheal jackson

there was a boy named keenan he was gay. He went to the tittie bar and didnt like it because he was gay.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

What do you call a native American with blonde highlights?

Dynamite

what do you call a nigger with ginger hair?

Duracell

what do you call a russian with 3 balls?

Oujanickabollockoff

what do you call a nigger on a motorbike?

Ring, nigger nigger nigger

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.

What do you call a black man that goes back on his word?

A Re-Nigger

This redneck was so dumb,he didnt know what to do on his wedding night. His bride said "roy you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee". So he put his bowling ball in the sink.

WHY DO NIGGERS HAVE NIGHTMARES?


CAUSE WE KILLED THE ONLY ONE WITH A DREAM