Submitted By: SnWrist
Date Submitted: 2008-06-14 12:55:23
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7 Votes
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As you know, Brett Favre is now retired. He's now going to buy a bakery in the suburbs where he will specialize in turnovers. lol
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-06-12 20:03:39
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15 Votes
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Too bad SATANSFIRST never finished HS. Too busy Gang Bang'n , smoking weed and slamm'n 40s. Fucking Mondays.
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Submitted By: black guy
Date Submitted: 2008-06-12 08:22:08
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22 Votes
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black guys love banging white girls.
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Submitted By: West bygod Virginia
Date Submitted: 2008-06-11 10:45:19
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7 Votes
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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: I might not be able to get hard, I just got laid last night.
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Submitted By: Friday
Date Submitted: 2008-06-10 15:38:09
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12 Votes
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Due to America now becoming more politically correct, niggers will now be referred to as a "Monday".
Cuz nobody likes a Monday.
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Submitted By: Hillary
Date Submitted: 2008-06-09 12:44:51
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42 Votes
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How did Obama reply when asked if he could fix the countries problems?
I can't fix them, but I can nigger rig them.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-06-06 02:32:11
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46 Votes
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FUCKING JOKE TRIES TO BE FUNNY?.....READ BELOW.....
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Submitted By: SATANSFIRST
Date Submitted: 2008-06-04 20:47:32
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19 Votes
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WHAT WOULD WHITE S HATE IF THERE WERE NO NO NIGGERS TO HATE ?
RED NECKS I HATE THOSE FUCKING MULLETS SHIT SMELLING NO SHOWER TAKING AT LEAST TAKE A SHOWER WEARING BUDWISER DRINKING IF YOU NEED SOAP I WILL PROVIDE LOOK ME UP.
IF IT WASNT FOR NIGGERS IN WHICH HISTORY SHOWS WAS THE FIRST RACE WHO WOULD BATHE EVERYDAY... AND THE WHITE MONKEY COPIED LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYTHING
I HATE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS THOSE VANILLA FACE FUCKERS
ALL THEIR WOMEN ARE SLUTS I CAN BANG ANY WHITE GIRL AND LATER FIND OUT SHE HAS A WHITE BOYFRIEND AND THEY ALWAY COMPLAIN HOW SHE NEEDS TO BUY A MAP FOR THE POOR BASTARD
WHO STARTED SCAT?
WHITE PEOPLE
SCAT DEFINITION -- ASS TO MOUTH SHIT EATING
DONKEY FUCKING NOT EVEN THE SUN LIGHT DISAPPROVES YOU PALE SKIN PEELS DISGUISTING AHH, AND WHEN YOU GET OLD SHIT DO YOU GET OLD I FEEL LIKE GETTING MY IRON OUT LOL
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Submitted By: Mr. Big
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:47:40
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37 Votes
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What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
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Submitted By: White Flour
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:35:12
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5 Votes
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How do you blind a Chinese person?
Put a windshield in front of them.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:31:15
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11 Votes
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Did you hear Matel made a new black Barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
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Submitted By: Mr\' Big
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:24:23
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50 Votes
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What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
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Submitted By: anti-bleeker
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 04:04:54
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50 Votes
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What do you call a red-headed bleeker in Ancient Egypt? A torch(see plutarch's "moralia" for all pallidum)
Why did Europe kick out all it's bleekers?
So that Niggers could come and make it a better place.
What is one thing a whitetrash bleeker could win?
an albino tanning contest
What do you call a whitetrash bleeker's cash crop?
Meth
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Submitted By: I know who u really r
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 03:47:04
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31 Votes
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Who carved the original Thanksgiving turkey, that which set the bond between indigenous and pilgrim and laid the foundations of the great colossal America?
It sure wasn't whiteTRASH; they were to busy pic'n bacca, living in mountains figh'in injuns. drink'in good 'ole whiskey, get'in cheated out of due acreage, plottin on loot'in civilized christians, kill'in each other over klan disputes, eating fecal matter like their eurotrashcestors, michael jacksoning their daughters, and occasionally having a little reacreational time to themselves.
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Submitted By: Negre
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 03:34:55
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32 Votes
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Why did bluebloods attach the beautiful color white to the lowly epithet of trash?
Because they knew they had to give them something to aim for
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Submitted By: My name is SAM
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 03:28:37
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8 Votes
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How does one indoctrinate onesself into whitetrashia?
Get kicked out of europe
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Submitted By: butt sag
Date Submitted: 2008-05-19 22:36:15
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3 Votes
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wat do u call a nigga on a airplane?
black fuckin piece of shit!!
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Submitted By: chepo
Date Submitted: 2008-05-07 21:00:12
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51 Votes
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what's the difference between all white people and all the average toilettes?
nothing they're both white have a big fucking mouth and their breath smells like shit!!
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Submitted By: Corncobb
Date Submitted: 2008-05-03 18:12:58
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50 Votes
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Q: What do you get when a fat woman with a yeast infection roles around on the beach?
A:Cheese and grits
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Submitted By: kiwiredneck
Date Submitted: 2008-04-22 02:05:15
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39 Votes
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whats the difference between a nigger and a bycycle ?
bicycles dont sing when you chain em together
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Submitted By: Boodreau
Date Submitted: 2008-04-20 13:35:11
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23 Votes
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It's hard to work for the government,
When the KKK pay is bigger.
Let's pull the sheets off of the bed,
And go hang us a nigger!!
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Submitted By: Mexizona
Date Submitted: 2008-04-14 00:01:00
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6 Votes
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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Submitted By: Fetusboy
Date Submitted: 2008-04-13 23:58:32
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13 Votes
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Why do Mexicans have tamales on Christmas Eve?
SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO UNWRAP IN THE MORNING!
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Submitted By: coalhauler69
Date Submitted: 2008-04-04 17:12:24
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51 Votes
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Q.What do you call a fat woman with a yeast infection ??
A. Whopper with cheese
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-03-30 20:58:40
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55 Votes
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Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-03-30 20:58:36
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32 Votes
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Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-03-30 20:58:29
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24 Votes
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Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!
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Submitted By: Fetusboy
Date Submitted: 2008-03-25 04:11:40
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9 Votes
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Q} What happens when Mexican families start moving into your neighborhood?
A} Your cat goes missing and every house looks like a used car lot.
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Submitted By: Fetusboy
Date Submitted: 2008-03-25 03:56:30
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6 Votes
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Q} What do you call a Mexican or Black at a car dealership?
A} Lot attendant
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Submitted By: MEXICAN SWASTIKA
Date Submitted: 2008-02-29 19:17:55
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57 Votes
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FUCKIN STUPID DIRTY NIGGER SAID TO SAY THIS SHIT TO THEIR FACES....SHIT, HOW DO YOU THINK I EARNED MY BOLTS & SWAZIS??? GOOD NIGGERS ARE DEAD NIGGERS AND DEAD NIGGERS ARE GOOD NIGGERS!!!!! FUCK ALL THESE DIRTY NIGGERS!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR ME, FILTHY NIGGERS. SAN DIEGO STYLE - 4 NIGGERS DOWN, AND MORE TO GO
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Submitted By: !!!!!
Date Submitted: 2008-02-18 09:03:13
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25 Votes
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Whats the diffrence between a Large Pizza and a Nigger. A Large Pizza can feed a family of four
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Submitted By: barx
Date Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:05:35
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27 Votes
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whats the favorite cheer at the all black high school?
ice cream, watermelon, cadillac car, we as smart as we think we is.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-02-08 03:57:31
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55 Votes
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MUNCKIN SOUNDS SMART,THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAD SEX WITH HIS TEACHER,.......NOT BAD EXCEPT HE WAS HOME SCHOOLED.
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Submitted By: Shadowdog
Date Submitted: 2008-02-07 06:50:12
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8 Votes
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I saw the first sign of spring today, two niggers walking into a pawn shop with their space heater
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:24:07
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8 Votes
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Two guys walked into a bar sat down at the counter guy number 1 asked for a beer number 2 asked for water later that night a woman came up to number 2 and said is that a gun in ur pocket or are you glad to see me number 1 just laughed soon after a man came up to number 2 and said you messing with my girl he said no and blamed it on number 1 number 1 beat up the guy and went ome with the girl. Who was the black and who was the white it squite obvious?
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:14:03
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55 Votes
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White White pale as paper your girl was horny but you wait till later went to suck your gay friends dick hahaa white motha fucka now your sick
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:10:30
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61 Votes
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White White cant even fight, punch your eye and make you cry took your girl and made you hurl cause i fucked her right in her rumped pulled my 9 and then you run stupid motha fuckas dont know its a gun shot you twice in ur head hahahaha motha fucka ur dead
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:00:28
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29 Votes
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What do you call someone who is a wimp nerdy and acts gay? White motha fucking cracka!!
What do you call a person who runs from a fight? White!!!
What do you call people who you are scared of and you know they get more pussy than you and can kick your motha fucking asses? Nigger
Why did Micheal Jackson bleach his skin? Cause he was gay ass faggit who raped little kids and wanted to fit in with the rest of his kind.
Why is brittney Spears so fucked up? Because shes not getting that nice big black cock.
Why do white trash get disgusted when they see black men with white girls? Becaue they no that black people gots big motha fucking cocks that hey wish they had.
What do you call someone who calls a black person "dumb nigger"? JEALOUS
SO FUCK ALL YALL WHITE MOTHA FUCKAS JUST SO YOU KNOW OWNERS FUCKED SLAVES YOU MAY BE BLACK DECENT STUPID ASS MOTHA FUCKAS!! DIE AND GO TO YOUR MOTHA FUCKING GOD(SATAN)
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Submitted By: jrgozyeb
Date Submitted: 2008-01-30 01:32:10
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39 Votes
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Submitted By: Huff
Date Submitted: 2008-01-27 14:25:35
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13 Votes
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WHY DO CROWS HAVE WINGS??
So they can beat the niggers to the dump...
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Submitted By: pcwiulxj
Date Submitted: 2008-01-26 19:57:18
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9 Votes
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Submitted By: coalminer99
Date Submitted: 2008-01-24 10:28:19
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44 Votes
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Nigger, Nigger black as tar, Stuck his head in a jelly jar, jelly jar broke cut his throte and thats the end of my Nigger joke......
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Submitted By: adam
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:23:10
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49 Votes
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two guys walk into a bar the last one ducks
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:21:36
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34 Votes
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how many niggers dose it take to chang a lightbulb??????
dose it matter the power is off anyway
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:20:11
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7 Votes
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y do u go to a niggers yard sale?????
to get your stuff back
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:18:39
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8 Votes
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a nigger walked into a bar with a parrot on his sholder and the bartender asked where u get that.the parrot said i got it in africa theres millions of them sitting around
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:16:07
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49 Votes
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how do u get a nigger out a tree
cut the rope
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Submitted By: bob
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:15:05
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5 Votes
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what do u get when a skunk and a monkey have sex
a nigger
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Submitted By: Shadowdog
Date Submitted: 2008-01-16 14:34:07
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39 Votes
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Two queers were walking in the woods when one of them found a brass lamp. When one of them picked up the lamp, a gennie appeared to grant him one wish. With a bang and puff of smoke they found themselves in the back of a old Ford pickup truck, under a tall tree, with ropes around their necks. One queer ask the one that picked up the lamp what he wished for? He replied the wish was for both of them to be hung like niggers
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-01-13 14:00:18
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46 Votes
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Did you know tha O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson had the same nickname in school?
They were both called NIGGER!
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Submitted By: susan
Date Submitted: 2008-01-05 15:57:10
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29 Votes
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what do you get by crossing pasta with a show dog?
a spaghetti dodles
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Submitted By: blaze84
Date Submitted: 2007-12-26 10:01:28
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7 Votes
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Q. How do u get a one armed nigger out of a tree
A. wave to em
Q. what do u call three niggers in the bottom of the ocean.
A. a good start
Q. how do u know when a nigger is stealin your shit in the middle of the night
A. when u see you tv floatin torse the window
the next on is kinda long but trust me its GOOD
three niggers was in the middle of the cotten feild pickin cotten for their master which was sittin under a shady tree, one nigger asked the others why we have to pick cotten for the white man the | |
