Submitted By: FUCKIN CRACKERS
Date Submitted: 2010-01-18 02:06:31
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15 Votes
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What do you call a white person on fire?
A firecracker
What do female crackers and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts.
What's the definition of a female cracker virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.
What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line.
What do you call a bunch of crackers sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why do crackers like to play hockey?
It’s the only way to beat on someone black if they're not a cop.
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Submitted By: whitewolf
Date Submitted: 2010-01-13 01:18:52
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3 Votes
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What is the difference in between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
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Submitted By: coolio
Date Submitted: 2009-12-19 18:14:33
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11 Votes
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Whats the difference between an Etheopian and a pair of jeans? The jeans only have one fly.
What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A Basketball player.
How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.
Why are there only two pallbearers at a black guys funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What do you call a black lady who complains?
A Nagger.
What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death.
How do you kill 50 flys?
Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.
How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
Trust me.
How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
None, it's a woman's job.
Who are the two most famous black women in history?
Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.
Who is the best Jewish cook?
Hitler.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
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Submitted By: coolio
Date Submitted: 2009-12-19 13:43:42
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3 Votes
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Submitted By: Vintacular
Date Submitted: 2009-12-13 00:38:17
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4 Votes
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HOW DOES A TRAILER TRASH GIRL KEEP FROM GETTING PREGNANT?
SHE SCREAMS "DAD, GET OFF ME, YOU'RE CRUSHING YOUR SMOKES!
HOW DOES SHE GET PREGNANT?
JUST C*M ON HER SHOES AND LET THE FLIES TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
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Submitted By: Vintacular
Date Submitted: 2009-12-13 00:32:03
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2 Votes
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HOW MANY NIGGERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCRE IN A LIGHTBULB?
ANS:3
~1 TO SCREW IT IN
~1 TO HOLD THE LADDER
~1 TO RUN THE EXTENSION CORD TO HIS NEIGHBORS OUT DE OUTLET.
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Submitted By: whitewolf
Date Submitted: 2009-11-29 09:55:09
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3 Votes
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Jokes? I am out of them my friends of white-trash.
You know what, Nobel Price is a joke,....biggest joke ever.
My best regards dear readers
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Submitted By: black is beautiful
Date Submitted: 2009-11-17 23:31:03
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5 Votes
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god made us first so we must be the best.. we werent put thru slavery for no reason.. w
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Submitted By: boozie djf
Date Submitted: 2009-10-17 10:23:56
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8 Votes
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what do you call a bunch of niggers playin in the leaves? "RAISIN BRAN"
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Submitted By: ATTILA
Date Submitted: 2009-10-13 14:10:11
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7 Votes
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NO JOKES.Almost 1 million white Americans were murdered, robbed, assaulted or raped by black Americans in 1992, compared with about 132,000 blacks who were murdered, robbed, assaulted or raped by whites. A BLACK MAN WILL READ THIS AND BE HAPPY. BLACK MEN WOULD MURDER WHITE CHILDREN AND FEEL PROUD.
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Submitted By: tatted-up
Date Submitted: 2009-09-18 11:24:16
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19 Votes
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what did god say after he created a nigger?
i can do better than this..
what do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit?
will the defendant please rise..
what did the nigger say when he slid down a zebras back?
now you see me, now you don't
now you see me, now you don't..
what's black, oranhe, and very pretty?
a nigger on fire..
why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
deep down they're good people..
why were wheelbarrows invented?
to teach niggers to walk on their hind legs..
why do niggers relate so well to monkeys?
blood is thicker than water..
why do people hit things when they don't work?
it worked with slaves..
what do you call a nigger at princeton?
janitor..
what do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
twix..
why are niggers so good at basketball?
because they can shoot, steel, and run..
how is a nigger like a broken gun?
it dosen't work, and you can't fire it..
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Submitted By: FUCKIN CRACKER
Date Submitted: 2009-09-15 14:26:59
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4 Votes
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Out of all the common things that two crackers have that make their sexual relationship possible, what is the strongest common thing between them that makes their sexual relationship inseparable?
They both have the same mother and father
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Submitted By: tatted-up
Date Submitted: 2009-09-15 09:05:05
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3 Votes
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a sientist walks into a black market to buy a brain. he goes up to the sales person and asked how much is that chinese brain? the sales person replies, it's $1,000.00 and that's because chinese people are smart. then he said how much for that white mans brain? the sales person replies it's $1,500.00 and that's because white people are the domanite and smart. then he asked how much for the nigger brain? the sales person said it's $5,000.00. the scientist asked why is the nigger brain is more expensive then the other brains, knowing that niggers are so damm dumb. the sale sales person looked at the scientist and said, it cost the most, because it haven't been used yet.
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Submitted By: tatted-up
Date Submitted: 2009-09-15 08:47:48
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4 Votes
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planet of the apes is just another world where niggers go when they die.. porch monkeys..
what do you call a black smurf?
a smigger..
why did god give niggers big dicks?
because he fucked-up their hair..
what's black, ugly, bloody, and poor?
a homeless nigger getting his ass beat..
why do niggers have big lips?
so they can float their ass's back to africa.
what do you call a nigger with words written with chaulk on their backs?
a black board..
niggers are so poor, that the only time they have a hot meal is when their house catch on fire..
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Submitted By: tatted-up
Date Submitted: 2009-09-15 05:24:02
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3 Votes
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a 5th grade teacher told her class that they were going to learn about the hispanic culter. the teacher asked if anyone knew how to spell nachos? a mexican boy jumped up all excited, and said i do! the teacher said ok, spell it. the mexican boy said, n-u-c-h-o-s-s. the teacher said no that's not right. a white boy stood up and said i know how to spell it. the teacher said ok, go ahead and spell it. the white boy said n-o-a-c-h-o-e-s. the teacher said no that's not right either. a nigger boy jumped up and said i know how to spell it! the teacher said ok go ahead and spell it. the nigger boy said n-a-c-h-o-s. the teacher said that's right! now use it in a sentence. the nigger boy said, THESE CHIPS ARE MINES, NOCHOS.
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Submitted By: tatted-up
Date Submitted: 2009-09-15 05:07:25
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2 Votes
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a nigger found a genie bottle, and started rubbing it. poof! out pop a geine. the genie said i'm going to grant you three wishes. the nigger said i want to be white, up thight, surrounded by warm sweet pussy. so the genie turnd him into a tampond.
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Submitted By: tatted-up
Date Submitted: 2009-09-15 04:59:56
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4 Votes
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a nigger was walking, and found a genie bottle. so he picked it up, and started to rub it. poof! out pop a genie. the genie said i"ll give you three wishes. the nigger said i want to be a white guy. so the genie turned him into a white guy. my second wish is to have a thousand dollars. she the genie granted him some cash. the genie asked the guy whats your third wish? the guy responed and said,i don't want to work no more for the rest of my life. so the genie turned him back into a nigger. ha. ha.haa...
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Submitted By: Joe dirt
Date Submitted: 2009-09-09 21:00:26
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5 Votes
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Whats the diff. between a nigger and a bucket of shit.
The bucket.
Do you know how I look at niggers?
Through a scope.
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Submitted By: Joe dirt
Date Submitted: 2009-09-09 21:00:10
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3 Votes
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Whats the diff. between a nigger and a bucket of shit.
The bucket.
Do you know how I look at niggers?
Through a scope.
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Submitted By: Joe Dirt
Date Submitted: 2009-09-09 20:57:38
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2 Votes
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I saved a niggers life this morning on my way to work. No shit!!!!
I killed a shit eating dog lol
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Submitted By: Joe Dirtq
Date Submitted: 2009-09-09 20:54:38
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1 Votes
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Why dont you see any niggers working for NASA ?
Cause soon as they say launch they run and go eat
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Submitted By: joe dirt
Date Submitted: 2009-09-09 20:52:36
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7 Votes
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What does OBAMA stand for?
One Big Ass Mistake America
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Submitted By: joe dirt
Date Submitted: 2009-09-09 20:50:50
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3 Votes
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Q: what do you call a bunch of niggers sky diving ?
A: Air pollution
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-09-06 14:54:20
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7 Votes
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OBAMA THE FUCKING UNCLE TOM SELL OUT!! OBAMAS LITTLE NIGGER DAUGHTER'S WILL BE SUCKING THE WHITE MANS DICK!! THERE HOUSE NIGGERS NOW!! TOO FUCKING CRACKERS I WOOD FUCK BLACK WOMEN, BUT MONKEYS DONT TURN ME ON!! IT MUST SUCK TO BE BORN THE SAME COLOR ASS THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF MY ASSHOLE EVERY MORNING!!! LOVE WHITE PRIDE 14/88 SKINZ
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Submitted By: FUCKIN CRACKERS
Date Submitted: 2009-08-27 22:22:18
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6 Votes
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FEMALE DOG AND A FEMALE CRACKER?
A FEMALE DOG'S DESIRE TO BE FUCKED ONLY LASTS FOR A FEW DAYS, WHILE A FEMALE CRACKER'S DESIRE TO BE FUCKED IS 24/7.
THOSE FUCKIN CRACKERS ARE NOTHING BUT SLUTS. THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX ON A FIRST DATE OR WITH SOMEONE THEY JUST MET. AND THEN JUST LOOK AT GIRLS GONE WILD. ITS NOTHING BUT CRACKERS ON THERE FLASHING THEIR TITTIES, PUSSIES, AND ASSES. THOSE PIECES OF SHIT HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THEMSELVES. THE FATHERS MUST EITHER BE ASHAMED OF THEIR DAUGHTERS OR WANT TO FUCK THEM LIKE THE CRACKER RACE USUALLY DOES WITH THEIR OWN RELATIVES.
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Submitted By: Jamie
Date Submitted: 2009-08-25 09:20:58
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3 Votes
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Two niggers were walking down an alley in the city one night, and they see a sign that reads.." FROM BLACK TO WHITE: 100 Dollars!" They look at each other and one says " Man, I always wanted to know how it feels to be white, and not have anybody bossing me around, calling me names, and all that stuff." The other one says..." me too, but I only have 80 dollars.' So the first one says, " alright , here's the deal..I'll go in there first and do it, and if everything goes okay and it works, I'll let you borrow 20 dollars so you can do it too!" they agree, so the first guy goes in the door, and he's in there for hours. He finally comes out, and he's now white. so the second guy asks him.."Well, how does it feel?" he says.."man, it's unbelievable! it didn't hurt at all, and now I can do whatever I want!" So the remaining black guy says..." okay cool! I wanna go in now and do it, so let me borrow that 20 dollars and I'll go in while you wait!"....the white guy looks at him and says...." 20 dollars? Get a fucking job nigger!"
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-08-24 00:00:05
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8 Votes
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no joke... just wanted to say... FUCK YOU NIGGER'S.. WETBACK'S.. AND THE FISHHEADS!!!! AND NObama!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT!!!
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Submitted By: bob
Date Submitted: 2009-08-20 18:15:46
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2 Votes
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how do u starve a nigger? hide his foodstamps in his workboots.
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Submitted By: bob
Date Submitted: 2009-08-13 18:19:49
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4 Votes
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how do you get a nigger down from a tree? cut the rope
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Submitted By: big choppa
Date Submitted: 2009-08-06 14:39:20
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2 Votes
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Q. What are three words men hate to hear during sex? A. "Are you done"
Q. What are three words that women hate to hear during sex? A. "Honey, Im home".
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Submitted By: bpjl423
Date Submitted: 2009-08-01 11:03:01
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4 Votes
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a nigger walks into a bar, and sits down next to a clean white guy with glasses. the niggers doesnt know what to order, so the nigger looks at what the white guy orders. the white guy orders a shot then runs and jumps out the2 story window. 5 minutes later he comes back and orders another and does the same thing. then the niggers like well i'll have the same thing. then the nigger jumps out the 2 story window and never comes back then one of the customers said why didnt the nigger come back? the bartender said oh that just superman fucking with the niggers again.
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-08-01 06:10:54
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4 Votes
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WHAT DOES ACNE AND MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE IN COMMON? THEY CUM ALL OVER BOYS FACES WENT THEY TURN 13!
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Submitted By: BOB
Date Submitted: 2009-07-30 14:52:25
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4 Votes
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WHAT DO U CALL A BARN FULL OF NIGGERS? OUTDATED FARM EQUIPMENT
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Submitted By: BOB
Date Submitted: 2009-07-30 14:47:53
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6 Votes
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WHY DO NIGGERS PUT THERE KIDS IN THE YARD WITH THE CHICKENS? TO TEACH THEM HOW TO WALK
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Submitted By: rabble rouser
Date Submitted: 2009-07-08 21:30:55
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9 Votes
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why do niggers have big flat noses?
because when they are born the doctor steps on the back of their head when he pulls off their tail
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Submitted By: fuckin crackers
Date Submitted: 2009-07-07 22:15:32
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2 Votes
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what do you see in a white person's family tree?
zig zags
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Submitted By: caramel thriller
Date Submitted: 2009-06-27 10:39:57
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4 Votes
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Go fuck your sister's motherfuckers.
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-06-14 18:15:04
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5 Votes
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HOW COME ON ST PATRICKS DAY.... EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE IRISH?.... ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY NOBODY WANTS TO BE A NIGGER???
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Submitted By: Bubba Joe
Date Submitted: 2009-06-09 00:48:54
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3 Votes
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Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate em too!!
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Submitted By: spoonman666
Date Submitted: 2009-06-05 20:25:06
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3 Votes
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a pizza doesn"t scream when you put it in an oven
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Submitted By: spoonman666
Date Submitted: 2009-06-05 20:23:14
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4 Votes
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what is the difference between a pizza and a jew?
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 19:45:12
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4 Votes
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OBAMA.... NOW THATS A BIG FUCKING JOKE!!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 19:38:47
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3 Votes
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WHY DO NIGGERS HAVE BIG NOSES? CAUSE GOD PUT THEIR NOSES ON HOOKS WHEN HE SPRAY PAINTED THEM BLACK!!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:48:43
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2 Votes
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HOW DO YOU BLINDFOLD A CHINK? SHOELACES
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:43:35
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5 Votes
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WHY DONT NIGGERS EAT PUSSY? CAUSE THE CANT SPIT SEEDS!!! HA HA FUCK NIGGERS AND WETBACKS!!!!!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:38:53
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4 Votes
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WHY DO MEXICANS WEAR THEIR HATS FOLDED UP? SO WHEN THEY HAVE TO PISS THE PUT THEIR TACOS THEIR!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:33:43
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3 Votes
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WHY ARE NIGGERS SO HORNY? CAUSE THEIR PUBIC HAIRS ARE ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD!!!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:26:46
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2 Votes
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN BAPTISMAL? A BEAN DIP!!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:19:16
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2 Votes
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WHY DO MEXICANS HAVE LOWRIDERS? EASIER TO PICK LETTUCE!!
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:15:31
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4 Votes
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WHY ARE JEWS NOSES SO BIG? CAUSE THE AIR IS FREE!!! DAMN IM FUNNY
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:12:27
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2 Votes
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THE TEACHER TOLD THE 15 YEAR OLD MEXICAN GIRL GO HOME AND DO AN SA SO SHE GOT PREGNANT
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 15:07:11
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1 Votes
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WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OLD MEXICAN LADY? BEAN BAG
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Submitted By: WHITE PRIDE
Date Submitted: 2009-05-18 14:58:22
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3 Votes
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WHAT'S THE 3 THINGS YOU CANT GIVE A NIGGER? A BLACK EYE... A FAT LIPP... A JOB!!!!
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2009-05-09 07:01:56
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5 Votes
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what is the last thing you hear before a redneck gets hurt? WATCH THIS !!!
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Submitted By: catflea
Date Submitted: 2009-05-04 16:54:48
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1 Votes
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How many niggers does it take to tar a roof? About six if you slice them thin enough. What do you call two niggers in a Cadillac? Grand theft auto. What do you call a nigger on a pair of water ski's? Top water jig.
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Submitted By: ffej
Date Submitted: 2009-04-25 15:35:31
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5 Votes
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so yall herd about barack obama"s dog .they had to get rid of if cuz they found out that it was a coon dog an it was chasing the kids up a tree.
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Submitted By: Me and Him
Date Submitted: 2009-03-31 17:24:27
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4 Votes
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This is regarding the comment below this one.
Hey vveirdo.. what-the-f*ck-ever.. you need to go to a different website if this stuff "offends" you. You precious little brain just can't handle some funny nigger jokes, HA HA!!!!!!!
Your truly, 'One Proud Redneck' ---hell yeah!!
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Submitted By: Me and Him
Date Submitted: 2009-03-31 17:19:15
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Hey nigger lover if you dont like nigger jokes what the hell are you doing here? Go to some B.E.T. site and tell all the niggers how much you love them or better yet just go kill yourself you stupid nigger loving cunt.
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Submitted By: Karine
Date Submitted: 2009-03-01 17:31:16
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10 Votes
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A father and daughter in West Virginia were discussing school when the daughter said "Daddy, I really need a dress for prom but I don't have enough money. Can I borrow $100 so I can buy a dress?" the father looked at her and replied "Well I don't want to spoil you and I want you to earn that $100 so why don't you suck my dick?" The daughter reluctantly gets on her knees and the father pulls his pants down. She grabs it and as she was getting closer to is she smelled something weird. She said "Daddy why does your dick smell like ass?" to which he replied "Your brother wanted to borrow the car." lol
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Submitted By: Funny 01
Date Submitted: 2009-02-21 13:25:04
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31 Votes
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A. Why do “the brothers” costume the car rims?
B. So they don’t get flooded when they are sleeping.
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Submitted By: rabble rouser
Date Submitted: 2009-02-15 23:46:07
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16 Votes
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whats black, red, green, purple, blue and lives under my porch?
I can paint my nigger any color I want
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Submitted By: randy
Date Submitted: 2009-02-15 04:56:58
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10 Votes
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you know i do!
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Submitted By: chip
Date Submitted: 2009-02-15 04:55:58
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9 Votes
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thanks ,so do you,want to hook up?
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Submitted By: randy
Date Submitted: 2009-02-15 04:54:25
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2 Votes
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chip you sound sexy
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Submitted By: Randy
Date Submitted: 2009-02-09 18:22:31
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8 Votes
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what do you call a stinking, nasty, wet dog....ALL OF YOU!!!
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Submitted By: Chip
Date Submitted: 2009-02-09 18:20:15
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21 Votes
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what do you call a little penis?....cracker white men
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Submitted By: thebomb
Date Submitted: 2009-02-04 23:11:12
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16 Votes
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Whats the difference between Saint Patricks day and Martin Luther King Day?.............................
On Saint Patricks Day every one wants to be Irish
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Submitted By: ryan and justin
Date Submitted: 2009-01-23 22:01:53
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16 Votes
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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking
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Submitted By: bitchplease
Date Submitted: 2009-01-20 13:10:48
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20 Votes
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what do you call a white guy drowning in the ocean?
a good start? no...
a saltine cracka
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Submitted By: ryan and justin
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 17:11:56
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3 Votes
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Q. Why do nigger's hate white people
A.because white people does kkk.!!!
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Submitted By: Ryan and justin
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 17:05:55
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11 Votes
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Q. What do u call a dead nigger in the middle of the road?
A.speed bump
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Submitted By: RYAN FLEENOR AND JUSTIN NAPIER
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 11:07:09
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14 Votes
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Q. How do u starve a nigger to death.
A.hide his food stamp's under his work boot
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Submitted By: RYAN FLEENOR AND JUSTIN NAPIER
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 04:14:50
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14 Votes
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Q. WHAT DO U CALL A BLACK PREACHER
A. HOLY SHIT
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Submitted By: RYAN . F.
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 04:08:37
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13 Votes
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NIGGER NIGGER ON THE WALL WHO'S THE BLACEST OF THEM ALL.
ALL OF THEM DUM ASS NIGGER R BLACK AND STINKS
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 04:05:14
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13 Votes
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NIGER NIGER STUCK HIS HEAD IN A JELY JAR JELY JAR BROKE CUT HIS THROUGH AND THAT'S THE END OF MY GOD DAM NIGGER JOKE
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Submitted By: RYAN
Date Submitted: 2009-01-18 04:02:50
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13 Votes
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HAHA
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Submitted By: ZZombie
Date Submitted: 2009-01-14 21:19:01
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7 Votes
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Why do Black People only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream was killed.
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Submitted By: ZZombie
Date Submitted: 2009-01-14 21:17:57
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4 Votes
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What's yellow on the outside, black on the inside and when it screams, you laugh your ass off?\
A school bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Submitted By: vveirdo14
Date Submitted: 2009-01-12 00:31:48
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20 Votes
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wow. I'm hite and even I am offended by how ignorantly the word "nigger" is being used. Get a life all of you!
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Submitted By: vveirdo14
Date Submitted: 2009-01-12 00:02:31
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4 Votes
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Q:How do gay people to drive by shootings?
A:They throw skittles out the window saying "taste the rainbow, bitches"!
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Submitted By: ffej
Date Submitted: 2009-01-01 12:02:23
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15 Votes
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Q: what do you call a nigger with braces?
A: a black "n" decker pecker wrecker
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Submitted By: cracker
Date Submitted: 2008-12-21 19:11:49
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4 Votes
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whats the differince between a dead nigger and a dead deer in the middle of the road? there is skid marks in front of the deer.
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Submitted By: ffej
Date Submitted: 2008-12-05 23:40:14
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6 Votes
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Q:what do you call a vegetarian with the Runs
A: a salad shooter
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Submitted By: Wild Bill
Date Submitted: 2008-11-28 22:14:38
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3 Votes
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Why do the put cotton in Asprin bottles?
To remind Niggers they were pickin cotton before they were sellin drugs!!!
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Submitted By: midtown
Date Submitted: 2008-11-23 22:57:01
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26 Votes
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why do niggers lean when they are driving?......they dont realize the air vents move
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Submitted By: starched hat
Date Submitted: 2008-11-19 17:10:41
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3 Votes
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munchkin.....no need to name call your "own" people sold you ancestors off for monkeys that they were lol!!
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Submitted By: starchedhat
Date Submitted: 2008-11-19 17:07:48
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18 Votes
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what do you call a loud mouth nigger??? yelling cause ain't no whitey listening
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Submitted By: da\' white bull
Date Submitted: 2008-11-13 19:49:14
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23 Votes
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why are black people so tall? because there knee-grows
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Submitted By: da\' white bull
Date Submitted: 2008-11-13 19:48:33
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12 Votes
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Why to niggers stink? so blind people can hate them too
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Submitted By: da\' white bull
Date Submitted: 2008-11-13 19:47:51
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23 Votes
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whats the difference between a nigger and a piece of shit? a piece of shit eventually turns white and stops stinking
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Submitted By: da\' white bull
Date Submitted: 2008-11-13 19:42:44
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6 Votes
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How did BLAKFIRE, SATANSFIRST, and Obama's mother's know they were pregnant?...
when they pulled the tampon out all the cotton was picked off...fucking niggers
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-11-11 17:58:58
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23 Votes
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How do you say Obama in Chinese?
Coon-die-soon
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Submitted By: vic
Date Submitted: 2008-10-30 10:43:02
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24 Votes
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what day of the week do homo's ass hurt the most? sungay
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Submitted By: timmy
Date Submitted: 2008-10-23 14:33:43
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21 Votes
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why did the polock take his gum out of his girlfriends toilet? because he wanted to chew the shit out of it.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-10-03 01:41:50
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5 Votes
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WINTER MUST BE COMIN,I SAW BLKFIRE SWIPING A SPACE HEATER FROM THE" DOLLA STO"
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Submitted By: BLKFIRE
Date Submitted: 2008-09-24 23:11:08
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15 Votes
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What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 3.." A retard..What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 4... "Mentally Retarded"....What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 5... "Trail Park Manager"....What do you call a redneck nigger that can count to 6..." President Bush"... ahhh Yah Killing Me!!!!
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Submitted By: BLKFIRE
Date Submitted: 2008-09-24 22:58:05
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5 Votes
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Why do redneck niggers buy huge trucks...to compensate for their small dicks....didn't see that coming ... and not to mention your small dick again!
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Submitted By: BLKFIRE
Date Submitted: 2008-09-24 22:49:04
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6 Votes
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What do you call a redneck nigger when he comes home from work and finds his wife "royally fucked" by a black man...."DIVORCED" AAAAAHA HA HA
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Submitted By: Julielicious13
Date Submitted: 2008-08-29 00:09:08
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28 Votes
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You pepole are very mean, So some of us are black and some of us are white...is that really of any importance? Small minds is what all of you are, i hope you come to reality real soon!
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Submitted By: SnWrist
Date Submitted: 2008-06-14 12:55:23
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29 Votes
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As you know, Brett Favre is now retired. He's now going to buy a bakery in the suburbs where he will specialize in turnovers. lol
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-06-12 20:03:39
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29 Votes
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Too bad SATANSFIRST never finished HS. Too busy Gang Bang'n , smoking weed and slamm'n 40s. Fucking Mondays.
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Submitted By: black guy
Date Submitted: 2008-06-12 08:22:08
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46 Votes
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black guys love banging white girls.
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Submitted By: West bygod Virginia
Date Submitted: 2008-06-11 10:45:19
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7 Votes
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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: I might not be able to get hard, I just got laid last night.
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Submitted By: Friday
Date Submitted: 2008-06-10 15:38:09
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15 Votes
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Due to America now becoming more politically correct, niggers will now be referred to as a "Monday".
Cuz nobody likes a Monday.
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Submitted By: Hillary
Date Submitted: 2008-06-09 12:44:51
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67 Votes
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How did Obama reply when asked if he could fix the countries problems?
I can't fix them, but I can nigger rig them.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-06-06 02:32:11
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64 Votes
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FUCKING JOKE TRIES TO BE FUNNY?.....READ BELOW.....
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Submitted By: SATANSFIRST
Date Submitted: 2008-06-04 20:47:32
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35 Votes
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WHAT WOULD WHITE S HATE IF THERE WERE NO NO NIGGERS TO HATE ?
RED NECKS I HATE THOSE FUCKING MULLETS SHIT SMELLING NO SHOWER TAKING AT LEAST TAKE A SHOWER WEARING BUDWISER DRINKING IF YOU NEED SOAP I WILL PROVIDE LOOK ME UP.
IF IT WASNT FOR NIGGERS IN WHICH HISTORY SHOWS WAS THE FIRST RACE WHO WOULD BATHE EVERYDAY... AND THE WHITE MONKEY COPIED LIKE THEY DO WITH EVERYTHING
I HATE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS THOSE VANILLA FACE FUCKERS
ALL THEIR WOMEN ARE SLUTS I CAN BANG ANY WHITE GIRL AND LATER FIND OUT SHE HAS A WHITE BOYFRIEND AND THEY ALWAY COMPLAIN HOW SHE NEEDS TO BUY A MAP FOR THE POOR BASTARD
WHO STARTED SCAT?
WHITE PEOPLE
SCAT DEFINITION -- ASS TO MOUTH SHIT EATING
DONKEY FUCKING NOT EVEN THE SUN LIGHT DISAPPROVES YOU PALE SKIN PEELS DISGUISTING AHH, AND WHEN YOU GET OLD SHIT DO YOU GET OLD I FEEL LIKE GETTING MY IRON OUT LOL
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Submitted By: Mr. Big
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:47:40
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59 Votes
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What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.
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Submitted By: White Flour
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:35:12
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6 Votes
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How do you blind a Chinese person?
Put a windshield in front of them.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:31:15
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14 Votes
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Did you hear Matel made a new black Barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
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Submitted By: Mr\' Big
Date Submitted: 2008-05-24 03:24:23
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68 Votes
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What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
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Submitted By: anti-bleeker
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 04:04:54
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70 Votes
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What do you call a red-headed bleeker in Ancient Egypt? A torch(see plutarch's "moralia" for all pallidum)
Why did Europe kick out all it's bleekers?
So that Niggers could come and make it a better place.
What is one thing a whitetrash bleeker could win?
an albino tanning contest
What do you call a whitetrash bleeker's cash crop?
Meth
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Submitted By: I know who u really r
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 03:47:04
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54 Votes
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Who carved the original Thanksgiving turkey, that which set the bond between indigenous and pilgrim and laid the foundations of the great colossal America?
It sure wasn't whiteTRASH; they were to busy pic'n bacca, living in mountains figh'in injuns. drink'in good 'ole whiskey, get'in cheated out of due acreage, plottin on loot'in civilized christians, kill'in each other over klan disputes, eating fecal matter like their eurotrashcestors, michael jacksoning their daughters, and occasionally having a little reacreational time to themselves.
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Submitted By: Negre
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 03:34:55
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50 Votes
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Why did bluebloods attach the beautiful color white to the lowly epithet of trash?
Because they knew they had to give them something to aim for
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Submitted By: My name is SAM
Date Submitted: 2008-05-22 03:28:37
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11 Votes
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How does one indoctrinate onesself into whitetrashia?
Get kicked out of europe
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Submitted By: butt sag
Date Submitted: 2008-05-19 22:36:15
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4 Votes
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wat do u call a nigga on a airplane?
black fuckin piece of shit!!
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Submitted By: chepo
Date Submitted: 2008-05-07 21:00:12
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71 Votes
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what's the difference between all white people and all the average toilettes?
nothing they're both white have a big fucking mouth and their breath smells like shit!!
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Submitted By: Corncobb
Date Submitted: 2008-05-03 18:12:58
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69 Votes
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Q: What do you get when a fat woman with a yeast infection roles around on the beach?
A:Cheese and grits
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Submitted By: kiwiredneck
Date Submitted: 2008-04-22 02:05:15
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59 Votes
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whats the difference between a nigger and a bycycle ?
bicycles dont sing when you chain em together
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Submitted By: Boodreau
Date Submitted: 2008-04-20 13:35:11
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41 Votes
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It's hard to work for the government,
When the KKK pay is bigger.
Let's pull the sheets off of the bed,
And go hang us a nigger!!
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Submitted By: Mexizona
Date Submitted: 2008-04-14 00:01:00
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9 Votes
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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Submitted By: Fetusboy
Date Submitted: 2008-04-13 23:58:32
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16 Votes
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Why do Mexicans have tamales on Christmas Eve?
SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO UNWRAP IN THE MORNING!
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Submitted By: coalhauler69
Date Submitted: 2008-04-04 17:12:24
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69 Votes
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Q.What do you call a fat woman with a yeast infection ??
A. Whopper with cheese
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-03-30 20:58:40
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76 Votes
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Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-03-30 20:58:36
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51 Votes
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Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-03-30 20:58:29
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44 Votes
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Munchkin is a Nigger! You going to pull your 9? Who gives a fuck when I got a 45 bitch!
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Submitted By: Fetusboy
Date Submitted: 2008-03-25 04:11:40
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12 Votes
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Q} What happens when Mexican families start moving into your neighborhood?
A} Your cat goes missing and every house looks like a used car lot.
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Submitted By: Fetusboy
Date Submitted: 2008-03-25 03:56:30
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6 Votes
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Q} What do you call a Mexican or Black at a car dealership?
A} Lot attendant
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Submitted By: MEXICAN SWASTIKA
Date Submitted: 2008-02-29 19:17:55
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79 Votes
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FUCKIN STUPID DIRTY NIGGER SAID TO SAY THIS SHIT TO THEIR FACES....SHIT, HOW DO YOU THINK I EARNED MY BOLTS & SWAZIS??? GOOD NIGGERS ARE DEAD NIGGERS AND DEAD NIGGERS ARE GOOD NIGGERS!!!!! FUCK ALL THESE DIRTY NIGGERS!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR ME, FILTHY NIGGERS. SAN DIEGO STYLE - 4 NIGGERS DOWN, AND MORE TO GO
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Submitted By: !!!!!
Date Submitted: 2008-02-18 09:03:13
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34 Votes
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Whats the diffrence between a Large Pizza and a Nigger. A Large Pizza can feed a family of four
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Submitted By: barx
Date Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:05:35
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47 Votes
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whats the favorite cheer at the all black high school?
ice cream, watermelon, cadillac car, we as smart as we think we is.
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-02-08 03:57:31
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75 Votes
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MUNCKIN SOUNDS SMART,THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAD SEX WITH HIS TEACHER,.......NOT BAD EXCEPT HE WAS HOME SCHOOLED.
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Submitted By: Shadowdog
Date Submitted: 2008-02-07 06:50:12
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9 Votes
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I saw the first sign of spring today, two niggers walking into a pawn shop with their space heater
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:24:07
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10 Votes
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Two guys walked into a bar sat down at the counter guy number 1 asked for a beer number 2 asked for water later that night a woman came up to number 2 and said is that a gun in ur pocket or are you glad to see me number 1 just laughed soon after a man came up to number 2 and said you messing with my girl he said no and blamed it on number 1 number 1 beat up the guy and went ome with the girl. Who was the black and who was the white it squite obvious?
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:14:03
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76 Votes
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White White pale as paper your girl was horny but you wait till later went to suck your gay friends dick hahaa white motha fucka now your sick
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:10:30
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86 Votes
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White White cant even fight, punch your eye and make you cry took your girl and made you hurl cause i fucked her right in her rumped pulled my 9 and then you run stupid motha fuckas dont know its a gun shot you twice in ur head hahahaha motha fucka ur dead
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Submitted By: Munchkin
Date Submitted: 2008-02-05 06:00:28
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52 Votes
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What do you call someone who is a wimp nerdy and acts gay? White motha fucking cracka!!
What do you call a person who runs from a fight? White!!!
What do you call people who you are scared of and you know they get more pussy than you and can kick your motha fucking asses? Nigger
Why did Micheal Jackson bleach his skin? Cause he was gay ass faggit who raped little kids and wanted to fit in with the rest of his kind.
Why is brittney Spears so fucked up? Because shes not getting that nice big black cock.
Why do white trash get disgusted when they see black men with white girls? Becaue they no that black people gots big motha fucking cocks that hey wish they had.
What do you call someone who calls a black person "dumb nigger"? JEALOUS
SO FUCK ALL YALL WHITE MOTHA FUCKAS JUST SO YOU KNOW OWNERS FUCKED SLAVES YOU MAY BE BLACK DECENT STUPID ASS MOTHA FUCKAS!! DIE AND GO TO YOUR MOTHA FUCKING GOD(SATAN)
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Submitted By: jrgozyeb
Date Submitted: 2008-01-30 01:32:10
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60 Votes
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Submitted By: Huff
Date Submitted: 2008-01-27 14:25:35
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15 Votes
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WHY DO CROWS HAVE WINGS??
So they can beat the niggers to the dump...
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Submitted By: pcwiulxj
Date Submitted: 2008-01-26 19:57:18
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20 Votes
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Submitted By: coalminer99
Date Submitted: 2008-01-24 10:28:19
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62 Votes
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Nigger, Nigger black as tar, Stuck his head in a jelly jar, jelly jar broke cut his throte and thats the end of my Nigger joke......
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Submitted By: adam
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:23:10
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69 Votes
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two guys walk into a bar the last one ducks
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:21:36
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52 Votes
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how many niggers dose it take to chang a lightbulb??????
dose it matter the power is off anyway
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:20:11
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10 Votes
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y do u go to a niggers yard sale?????
to get your stuff back
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:18:39
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19 Votes
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a nigger walked into a bar with a parrot on his sholder and the bartender asked where u get that.the parrot said i got it in africa theres millions of them sitting around
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Submitted By: bruce
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:16:07
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68 Votes
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how do u get a nigger out a tree
cut the rope
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Submitted By: bob
Date Submitted: 2008-01-18 11:15:05
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8 Votes
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what do u get when a skunk and a monkey have sex
a nigger
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Submitted By: Shadowdog
Date Submitted: 2008-01-16 14:34:07
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60 Votes
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Two queers were walking in the woods when one of them found a brass lamp. When one of them picked up the lamp, a gennie appeared to grant him one wish. With a bang and puff of smoke they found themselves in the back of a old Ford pickup truck, under a tall tree, with ropes around their necks. One queer ask the one that picked up the lamp what he wished for? He replied the wish was for both of them to be hung like niggers
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2008-01-13 14:00:18
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65 Votes
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Did you know tha O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson had the same nickname in school?
They were both called NIGGER!
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Submitted By: susan
Date Submitted: 2008-01-05 15:57:10
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47 Votes
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what do you get by crossing pasta with a show dog?
a spaghetti dodles
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Submitted By: blaze84
Date Submitted: 2007-12-26 10:01:28
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10 Votes
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Q. How do u get a one armed nigger out of a tree
A. wave to em
Q. what do u call three niggers in the bottom of the ocean.
A. a good start
Q. how do u know when a nigger is stealin your shit in the middle of the night
A. when u see you tv floatin torse the window
the next on is kinda long but trust me its GOOD
three niggers was in the middle of the cotten feild pickin cotten for their master which was sittin under a shady tree, one nigger asked the others why we have to pick cotten for the white man the other nigger said go ask...so he did....he goes an asked master why do we have to pick cotten for you an he replied well son its all about smarts....the nigger said smarts whatssmarts and the master placed his hand on a tree an told the nigger to hit it as hard as he could....ok.....an so he does but before u hit it the master moved an the niggedr hit the tree...why did u move...well i had enough smarts to move my hand now do u understand....nigger said yes....so he went back to the other niggers an said its all about smarts....other niggers said smarts whats smarts....an he placed his hand over his face an said well i want u to hit my hand as hard as u can
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Submitted By: Martin Luther King
Date Submitted: 2007-12-23 10:00:35
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10 Votes
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What is a Nigger?
A nigger is a black person that sells there own people as slaves and blames it on the white people! We Bought the niggers cause the market was good and we didnt have to use our families to pick our cotton! why let us get burnt when the niggers are as crispy as KFC! All niggers call the NAACP when they get called names or cant handle the truth, just to get an easy way out of life! just like the niggers in new orleans! i would of let them drown, so would our president! lmao We should abort all niggers out of our country back to africa, but wait, we wouldnt have no interesting stories like who dragged a nigger or who hung a nigger!!!! lmao
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Submitted By: Buzz
Date Submitted: 2007-12-19 09:16:32
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56 Votes
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What do you call a black guy sitting in a tree next to a monkey?
Assistant branch manager.
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Submitted By: minimi
Date Submitted: 2007-12-17 11:13:08
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76 Votes
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Q-what do you call a whit person saying nigger jokes???
A- whit trailer trash hatin mutha fuckers. you all whit bitches must not be happy with wat you are that you wish to be wat you talk shit about. white bitches!!!!!
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Submitted By: that guy
Date Submitted: 2007-12-01 20:37:10
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62 Votes
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Q: Why do rednecks suck
A: Because they are racist
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Submitted By: 3-11 white man
Date Submitted: 2007-11-21 18:40:31
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14 Votes
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Q:Why don't sharks eat niggers?
A:Because they think its whale shit
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Submitted By: 3-11 white man
Date Submitted: 2007-11-21 18:38:36
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14 Votes
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Q:What can dog shit do that a nigger can't?
A:Dog shit turns white and quits stinkin
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Submitted By: diesel81
Date Submitted: 2007-10-27 23:26:03
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83 Votes
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i heard peterbuilt,kenworth, and freightliner are makein a new truck.................................... its going to be called a PETER-WORTH-SHAKIN.
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Submitted By: diesel81
Date Submitted: 2007-10-27 23:14:36
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57 Votes
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what do you call a lot lizard with a mattress straped to here back........................ an owner operator.
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Submitted By: bitch nigger
Date Submitted: 2007-10-27 21:29:21
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16 Votes
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What do you call a bunch of white guys who make nigger jokes?
............mad ass MUTHERFUCKERS because their women left them for a nigger.............
......don't hate...........congratulate........BITCHES
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Submitted By: johnnybgood
Date Submitted: 2007-10-25 13:46:15
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12 Votes
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK DOCTOR? NIGGER
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Submitted By: wat_ever
Date Submitted: 2007-10-16 15:50:59
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86 Votes
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wat do u call dumb ass paople who talks shit about african american people but don't realize that most of the shit u use in your normal activities every day are because of african american ? Dumb ass white peoplle who fuck there own sisters and cousins and kill there fuckin parents "DUMB WHITE TRAILER PARK TRASH"
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Submitted By: scubba
Date Submitted: 2007-10-02 23:52:15
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83 Votes
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remember the black family on the jetsons?
future's looking pretty good, ain't it?
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Submitted By: johnnybgood
Date Submitted: 2007-10-01 08:29:50
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70 Votes
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what wounld call the flintstones if they were black.NIGGERS
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Submitted By:
Date Submitted: 2007-09-27 17:52:21
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45 Votes
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BELOW IS A REAL DUMFOUNDED PERSON, WHO THE HELL GOES TO A SITE LIKE WHITE TRASH AND GETS ALL PISSY ABOUT THE JOKES THAT ARE POSTED ?HOW STUPID ARE YOU? DAM!IM SURE THERE ARE MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT SITES FOR YOU ""TRUTH"". YOU SIMPLE PERSON YOU! GET A LIFE!
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Submitted By: truth
Date Submitted: 2007-09-27 16:02:34
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65 Votes
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAGGOT ASS IGNORANT BACK IN THE DAY OLD RACIST MIND HAVIN TELLIN STUPID NIGGER JOKES BECAUSE THEY HATE THEIR OWN SKIN SO THEY GOTTA DEGRADE OTHERS WHITE PERSON?
MUTHA FUCKIN WHITE TRASH!
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Submitted By: SexySenorita
Date Submitted: 2007-08-21 20:40:13
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25 Votes
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Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
A: The bag
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Submitted By: SexySenorita
Date Submitted: 2007-08-21 20:38:33
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16 Votes
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Q: How do you get a nigger to stop jumpin on your bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling
Q: How do you get them down?
A: Tell the spic family across the street that you're having a pinata party!
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Submitted By: Wallace
Date Submitted: 2007-08-20 18:12:23
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78 Votes
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What do they use dead nigger's lips for? Breifcase handles.
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Submitted By: Wallace
Date Submitted: 2007-08-20 18:09:57
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6 Votes
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Why do nigger's stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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Submitted By: David Allen Coe
Date Submitted: 2007-08-18 02:14:12
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61 Votes
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A trucker is driving down the road, when he sees a nigger hitch hiking. he pulld over, the niggers asks if he can get a ride. he trucker says sure ump in the back of the trailer. So the trucker continues down the road, and 5 miles later, he sees another nigger hitch hiking, so he pulls over, the niggers asks for a ride, and the trucker says sure, jump in the trailer with the other guy. So the trucker drives for about an hour, and sees a nigger hitch hiking, pushing a bike with two flat tires, so he pulls overs, the nigger asks for a ride, the trucker says sure, get in the trailer with the other two guys. The trucker drives on, and comes upon a police check point, so he pulls over, and the cop asks him what hes hauling. The trucker tells him bowling balls. The cop asks if he can inspect the load, and the trucker says go ahead. Well the cop opens the trailer doors, gets all excited, and calls for back up. When his back up arrives, they ask the other cops whats wrong. He points inside the trailer, and says "this guys hauling nigger eggs, three of them hatched, and one already stole a ten speed"!
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Submitted By: fuc u
Date Submitted: 2007-08-14 17:49:51
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14 Votes
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what do you call all these white plp tht left these joke..i know .. dumb ass cracker ..now come say tht in our face bitches... or do what yall do best and run!
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Submitted By: Bobgit
Date Submitted: 2007-08-08 21:11:40
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10 Votes
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I just went to my first Muslim birthday party. Musical Chairs was a bit slow but Pass the Parcel was f**king fast!
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Submitted By: booger
Date Submitted: 2007-08-08 18:52:22
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28 Votes
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How do know if your white trash? You wife/girlfriend(s) is named Krystal, or you've submitted a 30 year old nigger joke thats only funny to 6 year olds and retards.Thanks for making me proud of my race.
Sincerely, Black Guy.
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Submitted By: Wendy
Date Submitted: 2007-08-08 18:02:38
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69 Votes
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What do you call a 1/2 pint of Wellers and a pack of vaginal wipes? A whitetrash survival kit!
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Submitted By: Tennessee Trash
Date Submitted: 2007-08-04 10:40:06
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17 Votes
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Q: What do you call two gay guys, each named "Bob?"
A: Oral Roberts
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Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A: Beef Strokenoff
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Q: What's 50 feet long and has only three teeth?
A: The front row at a country music concert.
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Q: What's long and hard on a black man?
A: Third grade.
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Q: What did they call the first black test-tube baby?
A: Janitor in a drum.
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Q: What's white and falls from the sky?
A: The coming of Christ.
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Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they won't leave snail tracks on the floor.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like K-Mart?
A: Little boys' briefs, half off.
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Q: How do you get two gay guys off a couch?
A: Jerk one off and the other will come, too.
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Submitted By: IRISH
Date Submitted: 2007-07-22 15:38:01
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45 Votes
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Q: HOW DO YOU TELL THAT YOUR @ A GAY BAR
A: ALL THE BAR STOOLS ARE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
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Submitted By: cj
Date Submitted: 2007-07-09 10:55:59
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73 Votes
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the last time you got some ass was when your fengers slip therw the tolet paper
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Submitted By: Barbie
Date Submitted: 2007-06-26 01:00:43
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29 Votes
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A man asks a woman if she would like to have magic sex.
The woman said "sure, but how do you do that?"
The man said "Oh that's easy, I fuck you and then you disappear!"
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Submitted By: Ber
Date Submitted: 2007-06-26 00:00:45
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55 Votes
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Two hobos were sitting at the railyard talking about their day. The first hobo asked the second how is day was, he said great. I found me some cans, and sold them and got this meal and a bottle of wine. The first one said wow thats pretty good. The second hobo, asked the first how his day was and he said: You would not believe this, I found a naked woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex for six hours. The first hobo said wow thats pretty good, did you get a blow job? The second hobo said, no I couldnt find her head.
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Submitted By: TJ Turner
Date Submitted: 2007-06-25 19:43:16
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15 Votes
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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? Large pizza feeds a family of four!
What do you call a white man surrounded by 20 black people? Coach!
What do u call a white man surrounded by 2,000 black people? Warden!
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Submitted By: ELLIOTT
Date Submitted: 2007-06-11 20:29:21
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61 Votes
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WHATS A NIGGER AND A APPLE HAVE IN COMMON ?
THEY BOTH LOOK GOOD HANGING IN TREES!
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Submitted By: bubbadong
Date Submitted: 2007-06-10 05:31:08
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53 Votes
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Whats the differance between a woman and a referigerator? A referigerator does not fart whhen you pull the meat out!
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Submitted By: *>*
Date Submitted: 2007-06-09 04:52:49
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72 Votes
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this guy is traveling down a back street when he spots a thumbwrench lying in the road.he gets out ,picks it up ,looks around and the only house in sight has a fence around the yard with lots of little black kids playing.the man approaches the house as this big black woman comes to the door.excuse me maam, he asks is this your monkey wrench ? she hollers back ,this aint no monkey ranch this a daycare center!
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Submitted By: Zio-Nazi
Date Submitted: 2007-06-04 17:01:01
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16 Votes
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Q:What's the difference between a Nazi and a Zionist Jew?
A: There isn't one!
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Submitted By: ecopher
Date Submitted: 2007-05-30 15:29:18
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43 Votes
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WHAT DO YOU A BLACK WOMAN HAVING AN ABORTION?
A CRIME STOPPER
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Submitted By: Billy from the Hillibillies
Date Submitted: 2007-05-10 16:19:50
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17 Votes
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what do u get when poop is on the ground
a shit full of shit
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Submitted By: the queen
Date Submitted: 2007-05-07 10:41:57
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47 Votes
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what do you call a moron that can't spell welfare but wastes time jerking off fantasizing about the woman he just described in the joke below?
THE KING
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Submitted By: the king
Date Submitted: 2007-05-04 23:10:10
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13 Votes
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIRTY WHITE TRASH WHORE THATS ON WELL FAIR AND DRIVES A MUSTANG AND IS FAT AND SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT BRAD EAKINS MOM THAT LIVES IN VACAVILLE CA ON ALAMO ACROSS THE STREET FROM 7 11 GO SEE THE FREAK FOR YOUR SELF
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Submitted By: bdog4
Date Submitted: 2007-05-01 10:20:28
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77 Votes
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what do you call black children.....niggletts
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Submitted By: peapicker56
Date Submitted: 2007-04-29 13:23:19
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69 Votes
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Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. "They're deer tracks!" said one. The other said, "No, they're bear tracks!" And they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Submitted By: ur mom
Date Submitted: 2007-04-23 17:51:49
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35 Votes
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Q:how do u stop black kids from jumping the bed
A:you put velcro on the roof
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Submitted By: ur mom
Date Submitted: 2007-04-23 17:33:28
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60 Votes
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q :whats wrong with 4 black people going off the cliff in a cadilac
A: a cadilac seats 5
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Submitted By: Big Jon
Date Submitted: 2007-04-23 10:44:56
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9 Votes
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Q: what's the definition of a complete waste?
A: A bus load of niggars & spics going over a cliff with an empty seat.
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Submitted By: Big Jon
Date Submitted: 2007-04-23 10:44:50
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8 Votes
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Q: what's the definition of a complete waste?
A: A bus load of niggars & spics going over a cliff with an empty seat.
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Submitted By: Brandon31
Date Submitted: 2007-04-20 17:17:53
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82 Votes
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PLEASE STOP WITH THE RACIAL JOKES I have a black person in my family tree . Look out back bastard is still hanging there!
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Submitted By: Brandon 31
Date Submitted: 2007-04-20 17:13:54
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36 Votes
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Did you see who wants to be a millionaire last night. The black guy who made it all the way to the million dollar question with all life lines and lost it all on last question. question was WHOS YOUR DADDY!
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Submitted By: Brandon 31
Date Submitted: 2007-04-20 17:12:13
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24 Votes
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What do Micheal Jackson and Oysters have in common ? They both Cum on lil crackers
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Submitted By: Johnny
Date Submitted: 2007-04-18 13:07:08
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58 Votes
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Q: How d'ya babysit a neegar?
A: Shootem'
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Submitted By: bobby
Date Submitted: 2007-04-11 19:24:18
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11 Votes
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Why dont black people have dreams? BECAUSE THE LAST BLACK MAN TO HAVE A DREAM DIED.
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Submitted By: D-bizzle
Date Submitted: 2007-04-01 01:09:24
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14 Votes
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What do black kids get for christmas
your bike
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Submitted By: D-bizzle
Date Submitted: 2007-04-01 01:07:31
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74 Votes
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What do you call a nigger on a bike
a theif
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Submitted By: bajjjjjjjj
Date Submitted: 2007-03-08 15:29:56
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73 Votes
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If you want to hide a black guys food stamps so he will never find them, where do you hide them? In his work boots :) ha ha ha ha
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Submitted By: David Duke
Date Submitted: 2007-03-07 13:30:08
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55 Votes
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Why don't Niggers Use Asprine?
Cuz they don't want to pick the Cotton.
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Submitted By: elliott
Date Submitted: 2007-02-22 21:49:49
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52 Votes
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Why are asprin white? because they work
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Submitted By: COWBOY
Date Submitted: 2007-02-13 21:37:57
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8 Votes
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Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CANOE AND A JEW
A:EVENTUALLY THE CANOE WILL TIP
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Submitted By: dlanor
Date Submitted: 2007-02-08 20:33:42
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26 Votes
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Whats the differance in a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road
The dog has skid marks leading up to it.
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Submitted By: Dewon
Date Submitted: 2007-02-01 20:02:21
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72 Votes
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wat do u call 500,000 niggers in the ocean..........
Oil spill
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Submitted By: jokemaster
Date Submitted: 2006-12-23 21:43:04
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81 Votes
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ther a whit man a mexcion and a black threre driving there car then they stop for food they go in the woods and see berreys but it in a farm they start eating it then tha farmers comes outside and says if u dont get out of my farm im gooing to stick berrirys up ur ass and shot u at the end .first the mexican gets 90 beries up his assand while the farmer taling out the shotgun the white guy destacks him and he got 55 beries up his ass .the mexican is laghing his ass of then they say were the black guy.HES LOOKIN AT PORNO SITIN ON A STUMP PICKIN WATER MELONS AT THE SAME TIME.
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Submitted By: Bobo
Date Submitted: 2006-12-11 21:30:02
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71 Votes
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What do you do if you see a nigger laying in a field?
........Stop laughing and Re-Load
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Submitted By: Bobo
Date Submitted: 2006-12-11 21:28:34
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74 Votes
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whats 5 miles long and has a combined IQ of 53?
.......The MArtin Luther King Day Parade
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Submitted By: lil whyte
Date Submitted: 2006-11-02 19:03:57
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96 Votes
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why do white ppl get tans ???
they want to be black
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Submitted By: Kelsey
Date Submitted: 2006-10-24 06:37:20
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17 Votes
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you know your white trash when you serve zebra cakes at a birthday party.
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Submitted By: joet
Date Submitted: 2006-09-30 18:18:16
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72 Votes
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Why are blacks and foreigners alike careless
with other peoples property?. The answer is the rats
steal there things- its radical truth bro.yeah white boy gotta fuck with the police what?
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Submitted By: antonio
Date Submitted: 2006-09-30 18:12:46
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18 Votes
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what do you get crossing a nigger with yellow and
exspecialy bright white lines.a nigger whos running from skunks not mrt
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Submitted By: white boys r fools
Date Submitted: 2006-09-21 11:43:58
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49 Votes
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
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Submitted By: learn
Date Submitted: 2006-09-21 06:08:34
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30 Votes
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what do u call a teacher that farts? a Tutor
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Submitted By: Billy Bobsyeruncle
Date Submitted: 2006-09-11 16:43:40
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37 Votes
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What do you call 5 chinese, 1 japanese and 5 blacks in a line?
A sprinkler!
Chink,chink,chink,chink,chink. Nip, nigganigganigganigganigga
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Submitted By: Billy Bobsyeruncle
Date Submitted: 2006-09-11 16:41:19
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16 Votes
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A little white kid and a little black kid were playing together. The black kid said "My daddy's got a car dat goes Hooonky..Hooonky." "Aw. shit, dat aint nuthin" the white kid says. "My daddys got chainsaw that goes Run nigganigganigga!"
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Submitted By: Billy Bobsyeruncle
Date Submitted: 2006-09-11 16:30:10
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79 Votes
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What do a divorce and a tornado in Alabama have in common?
Either way, someone loses a trailer.
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Submitted By: trailer_trash1978
Date Submitted: 2006-08-19 18:59:34
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90 Votes
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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?...........................Fathers Day
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Submitted By: trailer_trash1978
Date Submitted: 2006-08-19 18:58:22
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33 Votes
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After a priest and a nun get done screwing the nun starting jumping up and down on the bed. "what are you doing ? If anyone sees you I'm through" said the priest. The nun replied " If i don't get this out I'm through."
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Submitted By: anthony
Date Submitted: 2006-08-18 21:04:09
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51 Votes
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what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes
nuthin u done told her twice
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Submitted By: Reesy
Date Submitted: 2006-08-02 22:38:16
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14 Votes
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How do you know if your at a gay party?!
*If the hot dogs taste like shit* ;-)
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Submitted By: seabass
Date Submitted: 2006-07-23 19:11:13
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70 Votes
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There was a blonde walking down the street with a big bag and some guy in a truck pulled along side her and said whats in the bag and she said chickens
and the guy said if i can guess how many chickens there are can i have one and the blonde thought that was fair but she said wait hold on if u can guess how many r in there ill give u both
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Submitted By: Johnny V
Date Submitted: 2006-07-17 20:45:04
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87 Votes
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THERE WERE 2 QUEERS FUCKIN A DEAD ALIGATOR ON A BUS FULL OF MIDGET NIGGERS ...................I FORGET THE REST .....BUT SHIT IF THAT AINT FUNNY.........YOU AINT WHITE TRASH
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Submitted By: Anthony
Date Submitted: 2006-06-22 10:37:59
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28 Votes
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whats white and bounces around in babys cribs
Michael Jackson
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Submitted By: Anthony
Date Submitted: 2006-06-22 10:36:48
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58 Votes
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how do u know wen its time 2 go 2 bed at never never land
when the big hand touches the little hand
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Submitted By: Anthony
Date Submitted: 2006-06-22 10:34:28
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20 Votes
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why dont woman wear watches?
cause there is a clock on the stove
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Submitted By: Anthony
Date Submitted: 2006-06-21 15:38:20
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13 Votes
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q. What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in commen?
a. they both have little boys pants half off
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Submitted By: i spit not swallow
Date Submitted: 2006-05-22 11:00:57
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92 Votes
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haley and kelsi were in class .jonathan was on top of them. one is blonde and brown headed which one did he bang!!!
duh bof of them at the same damn time biotch!!!!
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Submitted By: Loser
Date Submitted: 2006-05-02 01:13:53
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74 Votes
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A black couple have been trying for years to have a baby, finally the woman told the man to go get tested at the doctor to see if he was able to produce children.
The man came home one afternoon with a new suit on, the woman looked confused, and asked, "Baby, I thought you went to the doctor's today?"
"I did" he replied.
"So why the new suit?" she asked.
"well, the doctors sayz i be impotent, so if i'm impotent, iz want ta looks impotent!"
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Submitted By: jello
Date Submitted: 2006-05-02 01:08:08
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60 Votes
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What kind of man likes a woman with big tits and a tight twat?
A guy with a big mouth and a small dick!
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Submitted By: graham the trucker
Date Submitted: 2006-04-30 18:29:03
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17 Votes
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how do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like an alter boy.
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Submitted By: Chirf executive Slacker
Date Submitted: 2006-03-28 10:57:01
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19 Votes
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Q. Why did god decide to give women yeast infections?
A. So that they would know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt.
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Submitted By: Spike
Date Submitted: 2006-03-03 21:47:38
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104 Votes
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Why do police dogs continually lick their ass?
To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouth !
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